"Well I had it anyway. Been freeballin' in this place for like two years now. Woof."

He shrugged his bony shoulders and tugged his Poke'Gear out of his pocket.

"This thing's been a life-saver though. Start doubting yourself? Just look through the camera. Turns out hallucinations haven't caught up with the twentieth century yet."

The relief that filled him was like coming up for air. Of course his good pal Jack wouldn't be weird about it. He'd worried for nothing.