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Jack: The Hero ([personal profile] almosthandsome) wrote2020-12-26 12:09 pm

Victory Road Inbox

Hey there buddy! You've reached Jack - the cool dude from outer space! Leave me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I remember to!
goldeneyeball: th-th-the man with the golden eyeball (no1curr)

[personal profile] goldeneyeball 2021-01-20 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Alright!" Finally sounding excited, JW headed over to the sofa and started tugging off his coat. His Violet City t-shirt was stuck to him with sweat from using his Sizzlipede as a scarf. He tugged it away from his skin and flapped it a little, eyeing the dogs.

They looked pretty peaceful but...every snuffle, every move they made caused JW to jump. He just couldn't shake the fear. They were almost like the dogs he saw in his nightmares, horns and all. JW swallowed and draped himself over the plush chair furthest from the pile of hounds.

"Oh, sitting. I forgot sitting. Sitting good. Ow ow." He leaned his head over the back of the chair and stuck his legs straight out in front of him. The chair was not made for somebody lanky like him but right now he didn't care.
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[personal profile] goldeneyeball 2021-01-20 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
It had been a long time since JW had enjoyed a hot pizza and an even longer time since he'd enjoyed a good smoke. A good smoke. This trip had become well worth it.

JW walked up behind Jack, shoulders no longer tensed, back no longer hunched. He stood at a placid, lazy slouch instead and gazed out over the snowy city with what looked like honest appreciation. He didn't even register the smell of the Stunky.

"Man..." He scrubbed at the soft spots under his eyes with a thumb. "That's great. This is great. You're great." He gave Jack a lazy slap on the middle of his back before coughing. "I hope I don't die of the flu."
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[personal profile] goldeneyeball 2021-01-20 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeees," was JW's very eloquent but enthusiastic response when Jack told him that there would be more weed later. Whatever Jack had given him was easing the ache in his shoulders and back and had let him actually eat like a normal human being.

For a long moment, JW was distracted by the snow outside. From in here, it was actually nice to look at.

"Huh? Yeah, absolutely." JW finally turned and noticed the dress code. He shrugged. JW was also somebody who didn't really like people seeing his body because everyone always had an Opinion, but he was also tired and high and didn't want to flip out and think his wet clothes were attacking him.

He kicked off his jeans and tugged his shirt off over his head. JW was thin as a rake with his own share of weird scars. A few deep grooves crossed his heart and a winged snake tattoo decorated one of his protruding shoulder blades. He kept his socks and the pressure bandage that covered his entire right arm on though.

"Haaahhh! Hot hot hot, ah shit!" JW yelped as he stepped into the tub and did that painful little dance one does when willing themselves to acclimate to hot water. Finally, he had to give up and perched himself on the hottub's edge like a gargoyle, knees around his ears. "I think I'm gonna need that other hit!"
Edited 2021-01-20 03:51 (UTC)
goldeneyeball: th-th-the man with the golden eyeball (no1curr)

[personal profile] goldeneyeball 2021-01-20 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Huh?" For a long moment he had no idea what Jack was talking about. Then, Jack showed off his own tattoo. JW barked out a laugh. "Oh! Oh, haha, I always forget that's there. Remember how I said no acid? That's why."

He didn't seem too rueful about it though. JW reached out a long arm to take the joint from Jack.

"Huh. Jay-Dub. Haha, I like that. Shit." Once pacified with smoke, JW eased himself back into the water. He still hissed through his teeth but it was best to do it sooner than later--if he dried off he'd get cold and then it would be worse! The view distracted him.

He wondered what it would be like to time-travel the way Jack had. He hummed a little at Future-Jack's accomplishments. JW never would have dreamed that he'd be soaking in a hottub with the guy he ran feverishly around a festival with trying to fight their fate.

"I've only time-traveled forwards." After a beat he let out a snort. "I mean, faster than we all do naturally."
goldeneyeball: (obnoxious laughter goes here)

[personal profile] goldeneyeball 2021-01-26 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
JW let out a hollow little laugh. Oh, that was one party he wished he could forget. He decided not to comment further on his youthful drug adventures and instead turn his attention to the topic of time-travel.

"I wish I knew, man. One minute I'm riding my horse across a bridge, the next I wake up in a ditch thirty years in the future."

He leaned his head back, finally adjusting to the hot tub's temperature. His achy muscles and saddle-sore back slowly grew numb. He never wanted to get back out.

"Maybe it had something to do with the thunder storm..." JW twisted his head from one side to the other to work out a crick and paused when he caught sight of the Stunky napping on the chair. He let out a half-laugh half-scream.

"WHAT IS THAT!"
goldeneyeball: (obnoxious laughter goes here)

[personal profile] goldeneyeball 2021-01-27 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Assface McStinkybutt!" JW shrieked, his voice raising about four octaves. He couldn't handle it. He could not. The thing's face...did, in fact, look like an ass. Why did a Pokemon like this exist? The man broke out into braying laughter, pounding a fist against the water's surface. "What the hell!"

He started coughing.

"Oh my Gooood." He leaned back a little, his bony shoulders halfway up out of the hot tub, and extended an arm. "C'mere! C'mere, pss pss pss pss. Come here let me look at you!"